No Swinggity | Minimatic
there are 2 types of people on this planet:
People who love swing, and liars.
Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?
oh my g od
Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.
Everyone deserves this
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A GAY GHIBLI MOVIE OH MY GOD
I KNEW THIS WOULD BE GAY THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL THIS IS NOT SUBTEXT THIS IS ACTUAL FUCKING DIRECTLY SAID LESBIAN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
isn’t marnie the protag’s grandma though